one day, when I was working in cafe in Manchester, I saw a boy walking down the street. He looks exactly like Anakin - bright messy hair, oversize jumper with looong sleves, shorts, and completely mismatched turquoise sneakers. He even kept his hands in the same way as Anakin (like little retarded T-Rex..). I was like OH MY GOD! ANAKIN IS HERE! what he's doing here? ooooh, my sweet babe, probably he took a plane because he wanted to wisit me... but wa wa wait! WHO'S THAT PEDO!? D:
because one man (about 45 years old) was walking next to him, and he held his hand on the boy's neck ALL THE TIME. and he stroked him... THAT WAS FOCKIN CREPPY! D: my poor babe catched by pedo....
I'm quite sure that the whole story looks like this: 1. Anakin wanted to take a plane, but he hadn't got money :c so he took a place as a luggage. 2. luggage-Anakin landed in Manchester. he knew english really poor and also he didn't know where I was working and how to get there :c 3. he started to walking around the centre of city. he had the adress of my cafe, but ha couldn't find correct street. he lost his shoe :c then one older men asked him is he alright. Anakin told him that he's looking for Art Gallery and he lost his shoe... pedo put his hand on Anakin's neck and told that he will show him the way and he would like to buy new sneakers for him... poor Anakin didn't know that he was standing right next to my cafe... :c MY POOR BABE! kidnapped by pedo...
anyway. I called George. Goerge called TJ. TJ took his flying carpet and went to the rescue.
woah. long story hope you understand it. maybe I was working in UK for 4 months but my english is still... not-the-best ;D
if i was there I would bitch slap that motherfucker saying "Don't you dare" in demon style voice
Anakin to mój idol